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c(”)(”) 中秋快乐!
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You guys are double standarded as well!
You be like:
"Lady parts"
"boobs, ♥♥♥♥♥, more more more"
but when it comes to a girl with a ♥♥♥♥♥
or some dude's ♥♥♥♥
you'd be like " ewwww wtf"
also be like " ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corn ! I love it!"
" ♥♥♥ corn,? ewww!"
man, gender equality my as!
We should fight for genital equality!
Todays people are so ♥♥♥♥♥ double standarded
fighting for ethic ethnic equality, gender equality all day
meanwhile unborn babies kicking preg women all the time.
and when I do it.
back to the jail I go
Ultimate PC upgrade guide 2024!
1. Download RTX 5090 ti onto your PC for a boost
2. buy some SSD to increase your RAM
3. Use a shoe box for your case, it's both cooler and environment friendly
4.Simply bend your monitor to get a curv screen
5.cut the wires of your mouse and keyborad, wireless is tidy
6. incase your CPU run out of date, go buy 1t sand to grind yourself a i9-28888K
Right, Mr.Krabs is dead.
who is the killer? only straight people can guess it right
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a. Spongebob
b. Sandy
c.Patrick
d. Plankton
e. Gary
f. Pearl
g. a robber
he killed himself! he's so cheap, wouldn't even pay for hookers, so he choked himself to death by autoerotic asphyxia
Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not ♥♥♥, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!
Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not ♥♥♥, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!
Life Hack 202
let's get real, ugly and disgusting.
DId you know if your mom and I were a couple?
She'd saved so much money on toilet paper and Tampons
(man how did my cat come up with those simp ideas)
Did you know human life expectancy is now 80 years?
and for bipolar is 68 years? why?
cause they kill themselves
and have few friends, living in poverty sure ain't doing me anything good.
and I keep getting those anhedonia after quiting 5 kinds of meds cold turkey.
please kill me so i don;t have to do it myself
and if you find my past facts offensive, racist, homophobic.
my cat wrote every single one of them\
and he keeps pissing on my bed.
you should come to my house let's beat him up good
and slash my throat
I have lost intrests in real girls
i love shemale
What do poeple from Uruguay call themselves?
--♥♥♥
What do they call you ?
--U r ♥♥♥
Did you know when you think you are too old to die young
that's your cue to do it asap and start again next life to die young?
If future you didn't time travel to stop you
everything you do is just right.
What makes a hero?
Back in school days, this ♥♥♥, i mean this guy alone, https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561199013626515
saved 15 boys, 3 groundskeeper willlies, 8 class frogs from being molested.
That took a lot of Self-Control
life is boring, might as well be dead
can i drown in your period blood?
The most beautiful word:
Your mom.
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You look like the flower in May (X)
You look like your mom (√)
German class 101
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oh it's super easy, just roll your key board like:
SUhfadshfklajsofhauiuisdfjoadsjfkhjadlisdhgfoiuasfwqj
sdhjaosdjaoiureajekljdlasdjpoapo
asdjasodhaofha
Trust me, it's no diffrenrence from actual German language to people who don't speak German
If you are in your 20s, 30s maybe even 40s, and you haven't seen what your butt----h0le looks like, chances are you are a failure !
But do not fear, Im here to rescue y'all!
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Step 1: Take off your pants
Step2: Stand in front of a mirror and turn your back on it.
Step3: Look back in the mirror.
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Alternative Style:
Step2: Use your phone and take a picture.!
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You are welcome!
and remember to send your friends both the picture and the method!
dont wanna leave them being failures do you?
Multiple studies have shown:
Straight plp tend to shoot at enemies' crotch, butt, or ♥♥♥♥ when using a gun or a bow in video games.
whilst ♥♥♥ people would stick to tradition by aiming the head for maximum damage.
which one are you?