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HONK 19 Mar, 2024 @ 5:26pm 
♥♥♥♥ player
LazyPandas 15 Feb, 2024 @ 6:26pm 
The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting mantids are causing AI mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive program weather manipulation fluoride trails to distract moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the sandy hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to harvest gangstalker jesuit adrenochrome from our kali yuga pineal glands for chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K 5G technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of satan.
LazyPandas 10 Mar, 2018 @ 5:40pm 
In October 2001, Varun met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, ♥♥♥♥♥", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, he became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
LazyPandas 7 Dec, 2017 @ 12:11pm 
So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare
LazyPandas 26 Nov, 2017 @ 3:20pm 
Finally when they started talking about how my step-cousin got his first job I laughed that he was some wage-cuck and that when the communist revolution comes he will be sorry. Suddenly my step daddies dad bursts into anger and he started calling me a freak and I just picked up the mash potatoes and threw it in his face and scream "Bash the Fash". I was then put in a headlock but my fursuit protected me because the mouth piece is operated with my hand. So I was able to flee like in my favorite episode of Ricky and Morty. I hid in the bushes and when he was being wheeled away by the paramedics I cheered as he was a WW2 vet so that's like a 50% chance he was a nazi.
LazyPandas 26 Nov, 2017 @ 3:20pm 
I actually decided to go to Thanksgiving dinner this year in my fursuit. When I walked in the door my step daddy gave me a weird look but I ignored him. Then my stupid step-cousin started laughing that I was wearing a diaper over my suit and I screamed at him that he was being furryphobic as ♥♥♥♥ towards me , and that I identify as a crinkler both in body and in pronoun. So anyway when they started serving the Turkey every person who took the meat I whispered "You're dead" under my breath as they didn't recognize the sacrific of the 6 million Algonkin Indians who died so they can eat that meat. When they were about to eat I started making my best Rick Sanchez impersonations but they didn't get it due to them being ignorant as ♥♥♥♥.
Bisk 11 Jun, 2011 @ 1:08pm 
you know what.
dingdong 9 Jun, 2011 @ 3:05pm 
I have decided to spread my life story as an inspiration to others.
LazyPandas 29 Aug, 2010 @ 6:51pm 
Once a ♥♥♥♥ always a ♥♥♥♥
LazyPandas 29 Aug, 2010 @ 6:48pm 
You are a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥
76561198029498310 25 Aug, 2010 @ 12:12pm 
Play wow you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.