Do you actually think Zebras are real? Haha, jeez. You're joking, right? Is this one of those prank shows that record me through my webcam as I comment on something from the internet? Like, you can't be serious. Zebra's aren't real. They never have been.

"Zebra Print" became a popular textile pattern in the late 1840's and that's when your boy PT Barnum got the bright idea of taking a run of the mill horse and painting it ot have stripes. He called it a Zebra and said it was from the exotic land of "Africa" (also made up by the way, look at a real map).

ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image.

I do think it’s ultimately the potion seller’s right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that it’s out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think it’s a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can make his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says “you’d better go to a seller that sells weaker potions” instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knight’s request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ map dont work. Stupid oven stuck me into doors and i cant finish this clearly fun map. Due to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ oven i cant learn more about giuseppe and his great son gesu. After that i think these kids are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid because when you play battleships you mark your shots on upper board but your opponent shots on bottom board on or near your ships. At all: Good map but that famili should dangle from christmas tree. I greet warmly, Me

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

yeah I've got Havana syndrome

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