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15 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
59.4 hrs on record (40.0 hrs at review time)
This game is just about some of the best fun you can have online that's not TF2. This game is about money, power, corruption, greed, betrayal, reversals of fortunes and above all, arresting your competition for having illicit goods and ill intentions.

its also about making sure your opponents dont do the same thing to you as well, because you're not going to be caught red handed with conterfeit goods and villainous contraptions are you? Prison is for the weak, the poor and those that get caught. You're not any of those things are you? no of course you're not.

Buy Gremlins Inc. and you'll be headed for a good ol time
Posted 13 August, 2017.
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4,187.3 hrs on record (3,937.3 hrs at review time)
Don't play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. its not worth putting any time in this. my gripes with the game are a decade's worth of resentment building up. the content continuously gets worse, more obscure and complicated and none of it gets explained. decade old mechanics in the game that haven't seen an update and are so deprecated its basically antiquated. i could not explain the depth of my loathing for this game in a single post because i would need to write an entire non-fiction book series of such magnitude it would make One Piece a children's book in terms of length on the topic of why i hate this game so much.
Posted 16 February, 2017. Last edited 3 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
138.3 hrs on record (108.3 hrs at review time)
aaah, Torchlight 2. Now this ARPG is a lot of fun. at first you feel yourself to be struggling, but very early in the game, you will feel increasingly more powerful, very noticeably so.

It's fun to see yourself devastate large crowds of enemies rushing and firing at you from all sides, but after some time, the powercreep is just way ridiculous. you end up being able to pretty much 1-hit about 75% of the enemies coming at you if you got decently lucky with weapon/armor drops. your build not only increases by the skill's own level, butyour own level as well. I started out as an Outlander (never looked back) and when i took a look at the class skills, i just saw all this potential damage just waiting to be exploited. I have a lvl 97 Outlander, my first and only character in this game and my weapons, equipment and skills are just about the best in the game.

so if you like a game where you feel like an unstoppable hero, this is the game for you. and yes, the game gets real easy by level 17 or so and keeps on getting easier
Posted 1 October, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
26.7 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
This game, ladies and gents, is the epitome of cartoon-gore shooter. A F2P game with microtransactions and in-game earnable currency, both are used for different things. Blutonium, which is earned by playing and leveling up, is used to unlock parts for your weapons. Spacebux, the micro-transaction currency, is used solely to modify your player model's appearance. This, is how you make a F2P with microtransaction. they nailed their monetization on the first mark. no Pay to win.

This game is as silly as can be. Gore and visceral it is, but so over the top ridiculous that it only makes one smile in mirth. Gameplay is smooth, the frame rate is amaizing, the game is fast, action-packed and never boring, there's always something going on that will take your attention.

The game delivers when it comes to weapons customization. would you like a rocket launcher that fires 6 rockets that scuttle on the ground, are guided by your crosshair and explode in electricity? they got that. What to make a gun that shoots spiked steel balls at a ridiculus speed, are on fire with a scope that can give your the health info of your enemies mounted on top of your gun? they got that.

This game is as much casual as it can be competitive. teams are 4 on 4, either you and 3 other player against other players or against 4 AIs. You have a few game modes that are up: Blitz, Kill Snatch, Jackhammer and Collector.

In Blitz, the goal is to capture the area before the other team does so. once the area is captured, another area, randomly chosen amongst the predetermined points around the map, is selected and the game continues until victory is achieved.

In Kill Snatch, for those who played Kill Confirmed on Call of Duty, this is exactly that. for those who don't know what Kill Confirmed is, in this game mode, every time a player dies, he or she drops an item, you and your allies must collect this item in order to score. Capture an enemy's item to score or capture an ally's own to deny points from the other team.

In Jackhammer, its pretty much 2CTF, but with a twist. The flag is a hammer, which you can in turn use to smash your enemies to a fine red mist. the more enemies eliminated using the hammer, the more points the hammer is worth when brought home. it is VERY satisfying to use the hammer to kill someone.

In Collector, the point of the game is to collect items scattered aroudn the map. one player on each team is designated as the collector and is the only one that can score for his team, however, if the carrier dies, a new one is chosen at random, same applies to the other team. first team to reach the score limit wins.

Overall, this game is definitely worthy of investing some time.
Posted 4 February, 2014.
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52 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Do not buy this game. Huge scam.
Posted 26 November, 2013.
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