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⠀⠀⠀⣴⠟⠛⠛⠶⣤⣤⡴⠶⢶⣿⣟⣿⣻⣿⡋⠉⠁⠹⣇
⠀⠀⠐⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡿⣾⣿⣿⡿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⡄
⠀⠀⠀⣿⡖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⠷⠿⢿⣽⣷⣿⣿⣯⢿⡟
⠀⠀⢰⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠹⣿⣽⣾⢿⡅
⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⢀⣨⣧⣀⡀
⠘⠛⢻⡛⠃⣰⡏⠙⠉⠛⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡞⠋⠙⠉⣷⢈⣡⣇⡀⠀
⠀⠰⠾⣿⣳⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠀⣞⣿⠆⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⣽⠋⠉⠀
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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

B̴̞̜̺̓͋̈́̈́͑̌͘͝͝Ầ̷̱͋́̀Z̸̡̭̖͓̙̯͚̆̿̓̈́͛͆̀̈́̉͊̈́͜͝͠͠I̷̡̡̨̛̦̹̳̠̣͙̖͎̬̬̤͛̏̿̅͝N̷̰̮̹̩̞͎̖͐G̷̡̧̤̭̜̞̰̪̳̝̥̼̺͆͂̅̈̎͐͝ͅA̴͍̦̖͖̮̗̝̙̫̻͈̝͕̿͆͜

I dropped the dunnunu