Captain Artemia TTV
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Fearless Wretch Insanity I'm watching Lurking beneath the sea . https://www.twitch.tv/captainartemia :steamhappy:
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ImAHater 10 Sep, 2015 @ 7:52pm 
SOME ONE WAS TAKING A SHOWER WITH HIS DAD TODAY!!!! :P
DethPinky 1 Oct, 2014 @ 3:21pm 
Ive always wanted to put a bear on the wall at my work...
Captain Artemia TTV 26 Feb, 2014 @ 5:05pm 
I make bears!
Captain Artemia TTV 13 Jun, 2013 @ 4:57am 
So I'm buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of my orifices. I told her it was a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.
Captain Artemia TTV 17 May, 2013 @ 4:24am 
your on my wall chuck it wasnt directed at you bud
rainin_thunder 17 May, 2013 @ 4:00am 
huh?