this game is a state of the art real life simulator. You can:
-Put a corpse in the cabinet
-Put 23 forks in the microwave and listen to it make a loud noise
-Burn down your house with the 23 forks you put in the microwave
-Break your back carrying 50 pounds of cigarettes
-Smoke 50 pounds of cigarettes
-Take slight damage from crashing your car full-speed into a tree
-Strip zombie corpses and put them in your friend's room
-Be disappointed as the sparklers you put in the microwave didn't make it explode
-Fill an entire seat of a car with food so that your friend can't get inside while getting chased by a horde
-Drink 15 cans of beer and stumble around the house for about 3 minutes before opening the upstairs window and promptly flinging yourself out

10/10 amazing New Jersey simulator