*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

you're the next ♥♥♥♥♥ i'm gonna eat

Kinglet

Not gonna lie, this dude ♥♥♥♥♥ hard

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a gril thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the garage fixing cars. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry you'll be there to protect me. ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Get that ♥♥♥♥ outa here. I never asked for this Solaire.