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Stockholms Lan, Sweden 
🥞 * 🌂 * 🥗 * 💙 * 📀 * 💎 * 🚗 * 💚 * 🐝 * 🥒 * 🐠 * 🚘 * 🔋 * 📕 * 💛 * 💎
ㅤ* Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
ㅤ* How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.
ㅤ* If the economy is slowing down, how come it's so hard for me to keep up with it?
🚙 * 🚗 * 👃 * 🍆 * 🏓 * 🚕 * 🐛 * 💙 * 😺 * 🎍 * 🌂 * 🐟 * 🎈 * 📒 * ⛳ * 👾
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!