Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
ㅤ* How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.
ㅤ* If the economy is slowing down, how come it's so hard for me to keep up with it?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt6cU_igF-4

Hey bae. Tack för kärleken & supporten! Signed by yzn. Ni är awesome! :*

Mom's Spaghetti

http://www.pro.se/PageFiles/54174/Endast%20%20tomten.JPG

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