Oi mate, it's Jake Silver here – yeah, that one. Hope you're keeping your head above water. Just wanted to give you the latest from this side of the void: the kid’s out of the picture now. Don’t worry about the hows or whys – just know it’s handled.

The queen of mirrors (you know who) is still strutting around like she owns the stars, but I’m not playing audience anymore. New chapter, clean slate, no nappies, no tantrums – except hers, of course.

Anyway, thought you should know. Let’s catch up soon – real talk, no filters.

— Jake Silver, still mad, still breathing

what kind of pibble is this

Ya Jane agree with you all the way, straw is a god awful player. Needs to be banned for being bad

-rep bro has a dent in his skull the size of Louisiana

+rep DOPE

jane will u be my girlfrined

If I remember correctly you went the first 13 rounds of the game without a kill

bro cried for a whole hour after i was forced to team kill him out of mercy for the team

{LINK REMOVED}Chocolate.com check my ♥♥♥♥ out. Ecommerce.

-rep x2

gay ass baby rager

+rep 6 big booms

went 4-4 and just left like a big baby boo

I have awarded you the jester steam gift enjoy your 200 points ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep rage quit mid game :(

I left the game because I was bored.

-rep quits games being 6-4

sharp tactics

+rep for real was smashing keys like a god that scream talent (งツ)ว add me

add me too, goat :3

Uhm...? What the heck are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!

-Rep Getting butt hurt over losing a game in comp and said some of the out of pocket stuff and always bottom frags thinking people can carry him but with that 5 year badge and quote "CS semi-pro" man needs to act like it and play like it, grow up.

+Rep Lovable player with a kind heart!

never put a HATE COMMENT ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROFILE AGAIN!!!!!!

-Rep U is not no semi-pro at anything except pinning little boys down in the gas station stall and doing God knows what. How bout u stop being a blight on society, do some cardio to lose sum weight and fill out a job application. Imma need my breakfast biscuit and coffee pronto FN.

Wga I know you ain't on my prfile talmbout sum I'm a lil dawg Wga 😂 Try N Say da sh to me onna o u kno wher to fine me boa ik u rlly ain wit da shis Wga 💩🔫

-Rep queue up with this guy if you want to LOSE at the game he has no gamesense aim or really anything of use

-Rep Noob rifler.

Ya its a jamaican batty boi' dis mon don eat da pumpump if ya kno what a boss sayin'

Mon don ` t bring alla Bahd Ju-Ju Ova He !

is that not weirder...?

It was a little boy not a girl

vote kicked me cause I called a girl on our team a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Very unusual individual.

Dudes a total loser and a virgin lol

I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly... Nobody wants to have sex with me....

To my jungle king, Matthew 🐾🌿
You swing through life with wild charm and a heart of gold.
King of vines, ruler of laughs—my fierce, loyal, lovable hubby.
You make the wild worth it. 🐒💚

accept my friend request pls

bingo bango bongo bish bash bosh

Wga I know you ain't on my prfile talmbout sum I'm a lil dawg Wga 😂 Try N Say da sh to me onna o u kno wher to fine me boa ik u rlly ain wit da shis Wga 💩🔫

Absolutely minimal carrots in your soup

Wga I know you ain't on my prfile talmbout sum I'm a lil dawg Wga 😂 Try N Say da sh to me onna o u kno wher to fine me boa ik u rlly ain wit da shis Wga 💩🔫

foo is nof tufff

Wga u talmbout sum "broke" I stg u aint really outside. lmk when u flip ur firs 🔑 Wga. U really a small pup, ♥♥♥ outa ere Wga 🐩

Professional RC Car Commentator

i was looking at ur skins, i would like to know what job you have

My kid is 4 months old and I'm just not wanting to be a father anymore how do i get rid of this burden aka my son

Adam. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This goes out to you from the deepest crevice in my heart. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Really? When James ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Meyers caught that 500 pound ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, did you just sit there and watch?! No! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Indian ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ finger at Culver's! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freak! I called the school… They canceled your RC tournament in which you are coaching a team of 6 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 7 year old girls. This isn’t the end… We have a police officer on duty at the Dairy Queen because you like to take showers in their dishwasher. What the F! Adam Ragusea, what is your Twitter handle?

Hey, thanks, I also feel the same sentiment about you.

+Rep! I hope I get another face it match with you, you were a great teammate!

Happy Easter! Hopefully you are spending the holiday season with some family! I’m working on Easter unfortunately. The ol’ job down at the factory is all I can do to survive in todays economy… If we can put our ducks in a row we’ll save up enough for an Easter egg! Rent went up… Landlord said he’d let me be a little late paying if I let him see my ugly wife naked. He threw up! Well, my friend, was good sharing with you. Hope to see you soon!