Recent reviews by Trilith

Far too Underrated Battle Royale Ala Mech Royale. 100 people enter the field, 1 leaves.

do you have what it takes?

graphics are excellent, server stability is good, there used to be a serious hacking issue, now its much better.

warning: pay to win mechanics, but its very easy if you just play to get lots of items and gear skins etc. at least there's that.

jesus i sound like a victim of abuse...


...i'm gonna visit a therapist


PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME!

Pandering, the Idle game:

yep, thats what this ♥♥♥♥ is... its a pick me pick me idle game of little value other than tons and tons of free dlc so that you bother to install it... at first you might find a little excitement of it, like finding miliania nudes for the first time, but by that time you you realize there's much better one to play that aren't as asinine, and realize why the hell Trump ended up with her in the first GOT dayum place. BORING, VAPID, NO REAL SENSE OF ACCOMPLISMENT, you can watch a few models do ♥♥♥♥ sometimes... there's better games on steam that show much more and are much more engaging... just like milania. Sure, shes kinda hot, but once you remember whos been thrusting his small, flaccid, maga peen into her, you'll realize quickly that theres much better elsewhere. HARD PASS... Just. Like. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... MILANIA.. i mean sure, every so often i get a giggle out of picturing her watching trump masturbate furiously in front of a mirror when he as in office, but it passes quickly... i promise.

AHEM.

this is an alternate version of fallout shelter, if fallout shelter had titties and sex. point blank.
it has decent graphics, good writing, and is somewhat complete. if you enjoy games like this, there is much here for you to enjoy, in moderation.

now... a few words to the developers.

firstly. you're smoking crack if you somehow think that a single chest is worth anything over 5 dollars. the fees you're associated with this games hurry up and wait system is blatantly toxic and ridiculous. nutaku if i wasn't half the man i am i would slap you so hard with my ♥♥♥♥ that your own mother blushed and you should be ashamed of your cheap knock off of a skinner box for incels. what is buried here is a gem that is covered in feces wrapped in vomit that you're asking choosing beggars to pay for, implicitly. i expect your artists writers, staff, interns (YEAH I SAID IT) to be compensated FULLY, but for this to happen, you much stop thinking like Japanese gacha and appreciate your audience more. you compensate the f2p players fully, and there's LITTLE for them to complain about. i have taken your game apart down to the spaghetti code ITSELF. point blank. i have examined the music, which sounds non sequitur, by the way.... sometimes it doesn't follow logic reason decency or even chaos theory. most of the songs are fine, but there's a couple that i not only shake my head at, i question the sanity of the composer. you ok homie? blink twice if you're under duress ok?

i continue. i am asking you to lower your prices.. no no, not for me, i hacked this entire game open wide and gave myself literally a million of everything so i could tinker with it the same way a cat plays with a bird he's caught and is mercilessly torturing... and i like it all! with the caveat of your prices being set by the lovechild of lovecraft and trump himself after the January riot, while he masturbated into a sock jizzing endlessly at his own image in the biggest mirror he could get milania to unwillingly put in front of him while she watched in horror at the trainwreck happening in front of her, which BY NOW SHE SHOULD BE USED TO! YEAH I SAID IT! to say your prices are greedy would be putting it so mildly someone should check my heartbeat to make sure i'm still LIVING! again i reiterate YOU SHOULD BE PAID FOR YOUR TIME, ATTENTION, PORTING, AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR POOR EMPLOYEES WHO WERE FORCED AGAINST THEIR WILL TO PUT THE PRICES ON IT IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE!

in conclusion, this is a gem of a shelter game, a shining gem to the genre, MARRED by greed, weird music at times, and a pittance of sexuality that even at the best of times incels themselves would not be able to find unappealing. i'm pretty sure they might get off at some point but i couldnt' even masturbate to this ♥♥♥♥ due to weird inconsistency that even morty himself would find impossible!

YOU HAVE A NICE PRODUCT, PRESENT IT PROPERLY AND MAKE YOUR PAYWALLS MORE MANAGEABLE!

WILLIAM OUT!

its good. #facts.

game is dying in june. dont spend ♥♥♥♥.

gems of war is puzzlequest if online.

made by the same makers, so check it oiut.

when it comes to 2d style minecraft games...

theres starbound.. and everything else...


some of the guys who made terraria decided hey... lets make another game..

And this is their lovechild...

imagine terraria... but everything terraria was is just the first map...

and you have an entire galaxy upon galaxy to actually explore...

there's alot here to unpack, and i just dont have a lot of time to explain it all to you soooo..

graphics: 5/10 (its 2d, its sprite based, like games like terraria)
sound 8/10 (it fits its theme, there's tons of good songs, and you can actually make a damn band and make your own music too)
gameplay INFINITY/10 (every single world is new. every one of them. go explore... you'll see what i mean)
multiplayer: 10/10, conditional upon liking 2d games like terraria... otherwise 5/10

hopefully you'll see that i've played this on steam for like... almost 200 hours as of 3/2/2020, but i also played it using another launcher, that steam doesn't track for at least another 800.

i love it, you might love it too..

this makes terraria look like demo mode.....

but it might stop you from ever playing terraria again, so... yeah...

need another job? play eve!

THIS IS WHAT FREE TO PLAY DONE RIGHT LOOKS LIKE!

IF YOU LIKE IDLE GAMES THIS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!
15/10 DEVS ARE AMAZING!

I BOUGHT EVERYTHING WITH REAL MONEY KNOWING I DIDNT HAVE TO BUT DID IT TO SUPPORT THESE GUYS <3

YOU SHOULD TOO!

free to play done right. buy something will ya? this ones worth it.