AHEM.

this is an alternate version of fallout shelter, if fallout shelter had titties and sex. point blank.
it has decent graphics, good writing, and is somewhat complete. if you enjoy games like this, there is much here for you to enjoy, in moderation.

now... a few words to the developers.

firstly. you're smoking crack if you somehow think that a single chest is worth anything over 5 dollars. the fees you're associated with this games hurry up and wait system is blatantly toxic and ridiculous. nutaku if i wasn't half the man i am i would slap you so hard with my ♥♥♥♥ that your own mother blushed and you should be ashamed of your cheap knock off of a skinner box for incels. what is buried here is a gem that is covered in feces wrapped in vomit that you're asking choosing beggars to pay for, implicitly. i expect your artists writers, staff, interns (YEAH I SAID IT) to be compensated FULLY, but for this to happen, you much stop thinking like Japanese gacha and appreciate your audience more. you compensate the f2p players fully, and there's LITTLE for them to complain about. i have taken your game apart down to the spaghetti code ITSELF. point blank. i have examined the music, which sounds non sequitur, by the way.... sometimes it doesn't follow logic reason decency or even chaos theory. most of the songs are fine, but there's a couple that i not only shake my head at, i question the sanity of the composer. you ok homie? blink twice if you're under duress ok?

i continue. i am asking you to lower your prices.. no no, not for me, i hacked this entire game open wide and gave myself literally a million of everything so i could tinker with it the same way a cat plays with a bird he's caught and is mercilessly torturing... and i like it all! with the caveat of your prices being set by the lovechild of lovecraft and trump himself after the January riot, while he masturbated into a sock jizzing endlessly at his own image in the biggest mirror he could get milania to unwillingly put in front of him while she watched in horror at the trainwreck happening in front of her, which BY NOW SHE SHOULD BE USED TO! YEAH I SAID IT! to say your prices are greedy would be putting it so mildly someone should check my heartbeat to make sure i'm still LIVING! again i reiterate YOU SHOULD BE PAID FOR YOUR TIME, ATTENTION, PORTING, AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR POOR EMPLOYEES WHO WERE FORCED AGAINST THEIR WILL TO PUT THE PRICES ON IT IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE!

in conclusion, this is a gem of a shelter game, a shining gem to the genre, MARRED by greed, weird music at times, and a pittance of sexuality that even at the best of times incels themselves would not be able to find unappealing. i'm pretty sure they might get off at some point but i couldnt' even masturbate to this ♥♥♥♥ due to weird inconsistency that even morty himself would find impossible!

YOU HAVE A NICE PRODUCT, PRESENT IT PROPERLY AND MAKE YOUR PAYWALLS MORE MANAGEABLE!

WILLIAM OUT!