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↓ Tollman's most memorable quotes ↓

<Upon teamkill>

1. GET OUT OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WAY!!
2. It's the fault of your over sized head
3. YOU ARE WASTING MY BULLETS!
4. Punished? I SHOULD RECEIVE BONUS POINTS
5. MAKE WAY FOR THE BIG BOYS

<Upon defeat>

1. We're getting our asses whooped!
2. You won't kick me down!!
3. I'm shaking in my boots (aggressive)

<Upon tactical>

1. Solid copy
2. Roger
3. Proceed
4. Copy
5. I'm waitin' on YOU!
6. Dave, waar blijf je?
7. Step on it!
8. GET THE DOOR!
9. Affirmative
10. I'll read ya
11. Tollman copies all
12. Hold
13. Stay put!
14. RETURN FIREPOWER!!
15. GET DOUWNN!!!
16. ASSIST ME SLAVES!!!!
17. Topping off
18. CONTAACT!!
19. Super radical!

<Upon normal conversation>

1. You've piqued my intrest
2. Go on..
3. Classy
4. Richtig
5. You can't prove that
6. Intriguing
7. Acceptable performance
8. Give credit where credit is due
9. I concur
10. Words to live by


<Upon response>

1. Super Geil Klasse!
2. Sweet
3. lols
4. I do not fancy you, nancy-boy
5. What can you do?
6. Splendid!
7. RIGHT INTO THE SWEET SPOT!!
8. Wünderbar!
9. Shade..
10. Receiving!
11. It warms me heart.. and it hardens me pole
12. Rules for thee, but not for me

<Upon random yell>

1. Red hot poker
2. I came here to own and look good doing so
3. I'm handing asses today
4. Do.. Do i get to swing my lightsaber?
5. Das Boot
6. ♥♥♥♥ de kerstman
7. ♬Here comes the ♥♥♥♥ again.. Falling on my head like a memory♬
8. No time like the present
9. I can do everything you do, but i do it better
10. Custom badassery.
11. Go hard or go home
12. Lead by example
13. Five-sided fistagon
14. Hoofddood
15. Nailed it like a piece of lumber!
16. Enhancement!
17. Glory hole extravaganza!
18. Bloed en Eer
19. Niederlande.. NIEDERLANDE!!
20. Dem mobius boys..


<Upon taunt/mockery>

1. *Racial slur based on ethnic origin*
2. HOEEERR!!!!
3. Blow it out your ass!
4. I'll crush you underfoot
5. Your ass.. BOOTED!!
6. Boots to asses
7. Hoerenlijer!
8. Slik m'n pijp
9. Get bent
10. STOP RESISTING!!!
11. Phew! You startled me there, almost couldn't see you in the dark. Your skin camouflage blended you in very well
12. Before this is over, you will pay the toll
13. Dost thou even hoist?
14. Touch grass
15. Assclown!
16. Hmm.. Kneuzig
17. Mine is bigger than yours
18. I shot your head.. DEAD...
19. Asshat
20. Slik hem
21. Why so deformed?
22. Haakneus!
23. Bear witness
24. Lelelele
25. Your ego may be large but your ♥♥♥♥ remains small
26. Somebody stop me

<Upon squad disobedience>

<Upon charging into battle>

1. IT'S KILLING TIME BOYS!!
2. MURDERTIME FUNTIME!!
3. Retribution is at hand!
4. Punch it!
5. The only easy day.. Was yesterday

<Upon kill>

1. Get punctured!
2. Rest in pieces
3. Chalked up another kill
4. Now you see me.. Now you DEAD
5. RIGHT INTO THE GEEZER

<Upon having the upper hand/winning>

1. Wir haben Sie richtig geclappt
2. YES MAN
3. Gnarly
4. Kneel down, and repent!
5. You are being carried. Do not resist
6. START TO RUN, FOOLS!!
7. FEAR ME!!
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ uuuh!!
9. His head.. HIS DAMN HEAD! I WANT HIS HEAD ON A SPIKE!!
10. I will bury my ♥♥♥♥ so far in your ass, whoever can pull it out will be crowned King Arthur
11. You are weak.. And a fool
12. The order! THE ORDER!!
13. All hail
14. This concludes our business

<Upon receiving rant>

1. Oh, You like my [subject]? I will use it to full extent

<Tollman's wisdom>

1. Nothing ventured, nothing gained

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