>be me 18 and 2 years on the motorcyle
>got a little drunk last night with some frens
>morning hunger hits
>I want some turkish pizza from bakery
>yes yes yes!
>hops on motorcyle cuz to lazy to use car
>drives over
>waits 15 mins for pre made pizzas that only need to be heated
>drives back home
>last corner before garage
>chokes on some gravel with the motorcyle
>procceeds to slip out and fall
>left arm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and bleeding
>Finger flesh splits
>screams for 20 seconds after getting up
>gets home and eats pizza after calling doctor
>doctor makes me wait 10 mins as im bleeding

yeah idk just my life tbf