Recent reviews by [SQUAG] Kool_Ranch_Dressing

This should be a fun nostalgia trip, but this version of the game has been on steam for years now and it still crashes every time you try to start a new game.

There are probably worse and more depressing ways to spend Valentine's Day, but if there are, then I've certainly never heard of them.

The warning lights flashed for me when the game introduced crafting 2 minutes in. When it told me I would have to be constantly scavenging for food and eating in order to retain stamina, I knew I was done.

Doesn't work, kicks me to the main menu as soon as I try and load into a game. Was hoping for a new theHunter: Primal, but got a broken waste of hard drive space instead.

Anime is a disease and I am the cure.

Get revenge on all those anime girls who rejected you before.

10/10 game.

I used to love this game. The pvp is unique and used to be satisfying. However, watching the servers slowly dilapidate to the point that you will regularly lag and teleport while simply walking a few feet in any direction on your own ship is extremely discouraging, as it shows that Rare simply does not care enough about the game to even keep it in a functional state. In recent updates, Rare has gone out of their way to implement changes which seem to have the explicit intent of alienating the veteran player base, punishing skill, and flattening the skill ceiling. Every new update brings dozens of new bugs, and every bug fix either brings back old bugs or breaks something else in the game. The current state of this game is nothing short of shameful.

It was when I fought a personification of the chocolate covered pretzel that I knew that this game was a masterpiece.

This game features multiple Yetis attacking small children, which makes me question both the ethics and legality of Disneyland. From now on, how's about we leave the video games with classic Disney characters up to the Kingdom Hearts team, hmmm?

Step 1: Notice that Persona 4 is available on Steam.
Step 2: Get excited and check to see if Persona 3 is also on Steam.
Step 3: No, it isn't.
Step 4: Remember that Persona 4 remains a fantastic game, even if it isn't on the same god-tier as P3.
Step 5: Enjoy the game and bask in nostalgia as you reminisce about better days when you weren't a serially depressed pile of garbage.

Bonus Step: Realize how much you hate Chie's new voice actress.