SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%.
ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.
Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend... :3

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The listing follows:

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') £89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 £12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) £24.45
- 5x Bananas £7.00
- 5x Cucumbers £4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml £19.99
- 6x IrnBru flavoured sex-lube 500ml £16.95
- 1x Next day shipping £45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

Total payment: £187.31

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