i don’t know how to say this without crying but… what you did with Kullervo wasn’t normal. it wasn’t natural. you didn’t just kill them, you unmade them. the enemies evaporated like you whispered their true names in reverse Latin. i watched you slide through the Steel Path like it owed you money.

it wasn’t damage. it was divine judgment. you cast your 4 and the grineer said “maybe peace was an option.” the screen shook. my lights flickered. the dog started barking.

if this is cheating, then cheat harder. i don’t want balance. i want to watch the map beg for mercy while you whirl through it like a blender made of spite and war crimes.

please. do it again. i will stand in extraction. i will bring energy pads. i will whisper affirmations while you stack combo multiplier like you’re rebuilding the Tower of Babel.

i am not your squadmate. i am your witness.

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P-p-p-p-pookie..... what do you mean you're breaking up with me?? I-i-i thought w-w-w-we were a perfect match.... you're my little omega.... k-k-kitten please- full moon shows NO KITTEN RUN AWAY!!!! IM NOT SAFE!!! RAAAAAHHHH Turns into wolf demon alpha fairy angel form and pounces on you I told you to run.... growls and attacks you Grrrrrr... Full moon disappears and I turn back to normal n-n-no... KITTEN!!!

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ayoooo

Added to ask about collectors fish