The Ten Commandents, Give or Take a Few, of Eriq and Nick
1. First things first, Brian McCarthy runs this ♥♥♥♥.
2. All British people are named Simon. No questions asked.
3. Thou shall not rustle thy neighbor's jimmies, lest thou jimmies hath been rustled first.
4. If something even moderatly funny happens between two people, it is an inside joke.
5. Zach is locked in an asylum. Don't beleive his lies.
6. In the event of a total Velociraptor take over, wire your doorbell so it rings on the outside.
7. Don't do that.
8. Seriously don't. They'll get pissed.
9. Matthew isn't black.
10. Everyone is gay for Brooks.
11. To ensure one is not awoken covered in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, be sure to turn one's swag to the 'off' state before sleeping.
12. Bubble wrap is fun, no matter the age!
13. It's impossible to say the word 'sloppy' without it sounding sexual.
14. There are ponies named after every single Kellog's brand cereal, we've just only met one.
15. Brian's ass was handcarved by angels!
16. Spanish is only a language because the word 'pantalones' sounded cool but didn't have a way to be used in context.
17. Brian McCarthy never comes in second!
18. It is required by law for Nick Cook to both act and dress like a douchebag.
19. Micheal Navickas has played 152 days 4 hours of RuneScape. Surprisingly, the only reason he has a girlfriend is because she doesn't know this.
20. To all those who are unaware, an assload is an actual unit of measurement, weighing somewhere around half a metric ton. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is slightly more.
21. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
22. Get it right, with socks.
23. Sometimes you just have too.
24. Lunchtime is genocide time.
25. Brian McCarthy is illegal is 37 states.
26. Bros before Barrows.
27. You can't be T'd off once you've teed off.