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Recommended
26.1 hrs on record (24.6 hrs at review time)
All of the fun and interesting aesthetic of the first game I remember from the original on PS4, combined with modern gunplay and tech makes for a great casual experience with friends!
Posted 7 May.
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Recommended
1,226.5 hrs on record (1,083.9 hrs at review time)
Best USA/CCP relationship simulator in history
Posted 12 February, 2023.
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Recommended
40.7 hrs on record (40.7 hrs at review time)
go home G.I.
Posted 11 March, 2020.
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Recommended
68.3 hrs on record (38.5 hrs at review time)
Great game to pass the time
Posted 11 March, 2020. Last edited 11 March, 2020.
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Recommended
291.5 hrs on record (111.1 hrs at review time)
my favorite space genocide simulator
Posted 11 March, 2020.
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Recommended
355.5 hrs on record (216.3 hrs at review time)
80% chance to make me fail midterms
Posted 11 March, 2020.
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Recommended
215.8 hrs on record (88.2 hrs at review time)
yes sir Lt general captain 12 year old
Posted 10 March, 2020.
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Not Recommended
794.6 hrs on record (710.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Nothing like the feeling of struggling to stay in Nova for 4 years only to carry your friend through his 10 matches and have him place Nova 2. Only you CSGO. Only you...


Going f2p ruined matchmaking (yes, prime too). One game you stomp the other team 16-0, and the next you're up against silver kennyS with his 10 year coin and empty inventory. Valve please fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ELO and trust system and make a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ anti-cheat to make this ♥♥♥♥ playable when I'm sober and not just drunk off my ass on a Friday night.


TLDR: If you want to suffer the pain of getting trashed by blatant cheaters followed by dunking on new players the next match every session, this game is for you.
Posted 27 February, 2020. Last edited 10 March, 2020.
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Recommended
592.1 hrs on record (325.5 hrs at review time)
#1 Luxembourg world conquest simulator 3 years in a row
Posted 2 December, 2019.
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Recommended
171.9 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
I was hoping for a 1 on 1 with coconut but I got some gay ass 3 way ♥♥♥♥. This is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ruined my 3 way circle jerk with my friends. I lost 5 friendships because of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Please understand how much ♥♥♥♥ that this has introduced into my life and refund me my wasted funds. Thank you. 💖

-edit: Got my refund and could not regret it more, it never feels the same without watching the MC ejaculate 500+ times per adult scene. Who needs friends when you have catgirls covered in cream?
Posted 19 January, 2019. Last edited 27 February, 2020.
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