Reseñas recientes de Marxist Gnome Child

All of the fun and interesting aesthetic of the first game I remember from the original on PS4, combined with modern gunplay and tech makes for a great casual experience with friends!

Best USA/CCP relationship simulator in history

go home G.I.

Great game to pass the time

my favorite space genocide simulator

80% chance to make me fail midterms

yes sir Lt general captain 12 year old

Nothing like the feeling of struggling to stay in Nova for 4 years only to carry your friend through his 10 matches and have him place Nova 2. Only you CSGO. Only you...


Going f2p ruined matchmaking (yes, prime too). One game you stomp the other team 16-0, and the next you're up against silver kennyS with his 10 year coin and empty inventory. Valve please fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ELO and trust system and make a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ anti-cheat to make this ♥♥♥♥ playable when I'm sober and not just drunk off my ass on a Friday night.


TLDR: If you want to suffer the pain of getting trashed by blatant cheaters followed by dunking on new players the next match every session, this game is for you.

#1 Luxembourg world conquest simulator 3 years in a row

I was hoping for a 1 on 1 with coconut but I got some gay ass 3 way ♥♥♥♥. This is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ruined my 3 way circle jerk with my friends. I lost 5 friendships because of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Please understand how much ♥♥♥♥ that this has introduced into my life and refund me my wasted funds. Thank you. 💖

-edit: Got my refund and could not regret it more, it never feels the same without watching the MC ejaculate 500+ times per adult scene. Who needs friends when you have catgirls covered in cream?