Stanik 最近的評論

Twelve minutes? I wish... barely even two.

Kratos is out here accidentally leveling mountains while attempting "gentle parenting." Meanwhile, Atreus is on his Cinderella arc, trying to save every animal in the Nine Realms.
Thor drinks like it’s happy hour in Valhalla, Odin gaslights like a pro, and the emotional damage hits harder than a Spartan Rage combo.

Come for the god-smashing, stayed for the dad jokes and the existential crisis.
10/10 would row a boat with daddy again.

Glory to the Emprah!

It’s like Black Friday every day — you'll be dodging monsters and hoarding supplies like it's the last PS5 PRO on the shelves. 10/10 would dive into irradiated water just to hear a mutant shout "Happy Shopping!" while I rummage through a broken-down train for toilet paper and canned beans!

Imagine if Diablo and a 90’s arcade machine had a baby, and that baby grew up binge-watching every horror movie on VHS. Hall of Torment is that kid, all grown up and ready to haunt your gaming sessions.
Grab an ice-cold energy drink and get ready to lose yourself in a haunted IKEA maze—endless corridors, spooky vibes, and bosses that clearly skipped leg day. 10/10 would get spooked again while unintentionally grinding XP for hours.

Can someone please explain to me? Why do the other animals always look at me as if they're plotting against me?
I AM THE GREATEST LEADER!!!

9/10, would accidentally drop the knight off a cliff again!

GRIS aka Melancholy Max

I had a blast playing through the game and I know I'll miss my trusty pawn :(

This game is a rootin-tootin good time with a side of vegetable justice served up fresh. Turnip for what!