I am Spingebulb, Eternal Servant to the dynastics of the Spriket. I find comfort in running a gaming protocol through my phantasory buffer. Especially while my crypteks are trying to give me advice.

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PS. Trazyn, if you are reading this, give me my damned phase khopesh back. It was handed down to me from my father, who had it handed down to him by his father, who had it handed down to him by his father, and so on. I used it to defeat the master of a great empyreal warhost upon my awakening. Give it back you cretin.