SiZzLeChIp
Sweden
 
 
Hello it's me your bottom fragger, I was SMFC once
Mäktiga Kraftscouter
I'm one of those regular weird people. ~ Janis
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2,956 Hours played
Don't play this game, I don't want your silver looking head ass joining my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lobbies. Peace
Favorite Game
2,956
Hours played
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Achievements
Booty (LAST UPDATE TO THIS WAS 2016)
:lootrum: Team :lootrum:

:Skulltat::Thor:The Last VinterCS Lineup :Odin::Skulltat:

SiZzLeChIp , Chips , Lightning , Vertical , Pip

:mcpixel:Tournaments/Leagues :mcpixel:
2x LPL Amateur
2x LPL Evolution
3x ESEA Open
1x ESL ANZ Main
1x Liquid Open ANZ
Finalist LANslide Melbourne 2015
Finalist ANZC Sydney summer 2016
Finalist ANZC Sydney summer 2017
Finalist ANZC Sydney summer 2021
Finalist ANZC Sydney summer 2024

:oclocktime: Links :oclocktime:

Autoexec [pastebin.com] (Updated 05/06/16)
Trade Link
ESEA [play.esea.net]
FaceIT [www.faceit.com]
CSGO Lounge [♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.com]
Zapper Zac CS:GO Frag video
Nictolite youtube
.Pigeon's Youtube
Dank CSGO Guide by Dedi
Ozvooky's skin check it out rate it!!

:br_sad: Quotes/Autism/Conversations/Inside Jokes :br_sad:


"My butt hurts and I busted into salty treats" - Jeff 2014

"I once put a condom on my toe and called it a foot balloon" - SiZzLeChIp 2014

"Can I have a bit of some too?" - Sharma 2015

"agrenst" - SiZzLeChIp 2015

"Thow" - Gormz 2015

"He is probably maybe going heaven" jepp -Road To LE - 2015

"Chugga Chugga Sploog Sploog" - BobDeBildr 2015

"Chloe>Nat" - SiZzLeChIp 2015

"Questuering" - SiZzLeChIp 2015

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29/10/2015

"I've played at LAN so that makes me better than everyone else" - Nictolite

"I've played at LAN on my computer by myself online" - SiZzLeChIp

"Kappa" - Dave

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"If you're black i wan't to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of you with a watermelon" - SiZzLeChIp 2015

"Sure song senpai" - Smuj 2015

"!stopsign" - Bootz 2015

"I'm more of a pewpew face" - RedSn0w 2015

(To me) "listen you are still %200 nicer and funnier then the other" - Dedi 2015

"Hi Vern http://i.imgur.com/s5AWoAB.gifv " - SiZzLeChIp 2015

"I'm going to be the hat you wear" - Yoko 2015

"Take some acid and ♥♥♥♥ a cow" - SiZzLeChIp 2015

"1v5 them then their mums" - RedSn0w 2015

"It says the time on my stop watch i bought from America in Africa" - SiZzLeChIp 2015

"Down Syndrome get more for less" - Vyve 2015

"Lets go punch some ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ some grannys" - SiZzLeChIp 2016

8:17 AM - Ginger Ninja: Hes a ♥♥♥♥

"Justin can you teach me to suck ♥♥♥♥" - Budda 2016

"That's breakfast mate" - SiZzLeChIp 2016

"You can do anything if you believe" - SiZzLeChIp 2016

"It's A you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spoon" - Grizz 2016

"I've been playing with 8 year olds for years" - SiZzLeChIp 2016

"My sensitivity is like dogs" - Adam 2016

"He was a soggy fruit loop" - Adam 2016

"You soggy cornflake" - Dave 2016
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Conversation 17/6/16
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"Dave reaches into bag in between my legs and looks at me"
"I moan"
And say "You know a way to a man's heart"

9:10 PM - Mejestic: You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fossil
9:10 PM - Mejestic: You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fossil
9:10 PM - Mejestic: 28 years old
9:10 PM - SiZzLeChIp: I know right
9:11 PM - Mejestic: Jesus did yiu ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ride dinosaurs
9:11 PM - Mejestic: Club some mammoths
9:11 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Lmao

Do wanna you watch me eat a Donut? - Daves Sister 2016

*DEAD* Доктор : frosty go suck your mums viginity - 2016

"Lube me up before you go go" - SiZzLeChIp 2016

"I love watching shows on Dave: - Yoko 2016

8:00 PM - ✿Koolcaz✿: keen 4 dis booty
8:01 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Cries of moistness - 2016

Monday, July 4, 2016
11:50 AM - Vyve^RNG: {LINK REMOVED}
1:48 PM - Vyve^RNG is now Online.
1:55 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Lmoa
1:55 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Scammer
1:55 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Reported
1:55 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Get banned
1:55 PM - Vyve^RNG: it was porn

I'll hit you hard (Dave)
Dad already hit's me hard - timmuS 2016

Let's hit it hard like my dad hit's me - timmuS 2016

That ♥♥♥♥'s cleaner than anal and that ♥♥♥♥'s dirty - Dave 2016

10:45 PM - SiZzLeChIp: ♥♥♥♥ justins dad
10:45 PM - SiZzLeChIp: I'll cut his ♥♥♥♥ off and shove it in justins mouth

6:39 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Nah I'm playing like trash
6:40 PM - Nans: Whats new
6:40 PM - Nans: lmao

*DEAD* Otto : stretch
*DEAD* Otto : more like
*DEAD* Otto : stetches his own anus

*DEAD* Yes Jimi, i'm a fascist : nextmap
[SM] Next Map: awp_vietnam
*DEAD* Yes Jimi, i'm a fascist : *flashback intensifies*

"I like you a much" - G bags 2016

"pyth more like armpyth" - SiZzLeChIp 2016

"Saving defuse kit on t side ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wombat go back to silver I'll defuse your nan how about that you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goat" - SiZzLeChIp 2016

[UNRANKED] sp00kyy : rtv guys
[LVL.77] SiZzLeChIp : Did you just assume my gender?

"do you think the guys will want to drink" - Gbags 2016

Dave - "Imagine a team of chips"
Chips - "Imagine a team of sizzles"
Sizzle - "Imagine a team of Sizzlechips"

3:06 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Micketiger more like Micke♥♥♥♥♥

Carl Cox: mia is it true about the sweedish chicks having some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad bushes down there?

Carl Cox: send me ur nudes on kuba_nowak98

http://i.imgur.com/aldWRg8.jpg

● ✿Whip Naes: p90 is a compensational device for men with penises lacking in size

"Godlike Hobbit more like Gaylike ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - SiZzLeChIp 2016

"Time to make him hard" - SiZzLeChIp 2016

*Brother in law walks into the bedroom*
"It smells like alcohol and unprotected sex in here" Jack(Brother in Law) - 2016

"I learnt how to learn" - Grizz 2016

Dave - "What you do"
Dundey - "You mean who'd I do" - 2016

"You're worse than australia post" - Vyve 2016

"Justin why are you so depressed all the time?" - Dave 2016

"Ah piss in my mouth George" - Sizzlechp 2016

"What a ♥♥♥♥♥ probably drinks milk" - Xtrya 2016

5:50 PM - Chips: They should paint the white house black just cause obama - 2016

"Todays just not my dad" - Dave 2016

3:36 PM - SiZzLeChIp: I'm known as Mr savage
3:36 PM - SiZzLeChIp: I would finger bang 3 starving african children for the fun of it - 2016

7:06 PM - ☮ Mia ☮: Except for when i nuke china
7:07 PM - Godlike Hobbit: shes not chinese so its fine
7:06 PM - ☮ Mia ☮: Oh sorry i spelt justin wrong

8:59 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Are you ready kids
9:00 PM - SiZzLeChIp: I can't hear you
9:04 PM - SiZzLeChIp: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
9:05 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Who lives in a house on a street
9:05 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Dave the downsydrome wombat
9:05 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Who eats ass and licks lots clits
9:06 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Dave the downsydrome wombat
9:06 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Who eats an ungodly amount of ♥♥♥♥
9:07 PM - SiZzLeChIp: downsydrome wombat
9:07 PM - SiZzLeChIp: downsydrome wombat
9:07 PM - SiZzLeChIp: downsydrome wombat
9:07 PM - SiZzLeChIp: Dave THE DOWNSYDROME WOMBAT WOPOOOOOOOOOOH
9:07 PM - SiZzLeChIp: *does irish jig*
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Tygrathis 24 Nov @ 11:30am 
insane AK plays ◕‿◕
SiZzLeChIp 10 Oct @ 2:16am 
I think you can die in war libtard
76561199546434206 4 Oct @ 2:18am 
✅➕REP from RUSSIA➕✅ I kinda liked your profile and thought we could be friends :3
Truesinger 4 Sep @ 11:10am 
+rep always the MVP
KlaypeX 2 Aug @ 6:32pm 
+Rep
Bloodsinger 12 Jun @ 12:02pm 
+rep pretty good player