The year is 2035.
New Jersey lives under DANISH RULE. All American men are fed hormones, sissified and dominated. American women are breeding stock for Danish Alphas.
GAME OVER JERSEY BOY

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

So you're going by "Brand0d" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag,
it's Freddy from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to
give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target
lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you
had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and
drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser?
Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

hi

shushu

nihao ma