When I first met this majestic splash gremlin, he did a triple backflip into the deep end, summoned a tidal wave that knocked over my nachos, and then looked me dead in the eye like Poseidon cosplaying as a lifeguard with a god complex. He challenged me to a game of pool noodle jousting, whispered “Good luck, rookie,” and then absolutely dunked on me so hard I swear I saw my childhood flash before my goggles. He splashed with the power of 1,000 cannonballs, stole every floatie, and left my self-esteem sunburnt and soggy. To this day, I can’t hear the word “Marco” without instinctively yelling “Polo” and crying a little. I wake up drenched in imaginary pool water, clutching a deflated unicorn tube, whispering their username into the void. My therapist says it’s a trauma response. I say it’s character development. Would absolutely let him ruin my pool day and my ego again, preferably with water wings on.

nupid stigger.

🌸🌈 Hiiiiii~!! OMG I just had to drop by and leave a lil' love note after seeing your gameplay!! 💖💖 Like, HELLO?! Are you secretly a pro?? 😳✨ The way you build and edit so FAST—my poor heart can't handle itttt!! 💘 You're out here making 200IQ plays like it's NOTHING and I'm just sitting here like 👉👈 “Senpai noticed me???” 😭💞

🍓 Your aim?? LASER. Your vibes?? IMMACULATE. Your Fortnite skills?? STRAIGHT-UP ANIME MAIN CHARACTER LEVEL. 🎮🌀 You dropped into Tilted and those poor bots didn't even stand a CHANCE—POW POW headshot, edit down, victory dance~ 🕺💥 I was like “YAMETE KUDASAI” but also “ONE MORE MATCH PLS!!” 😭💫

Okay okay I’ll stop fangirling now~ but fr, keep being amazing and slay the game like the kawaii cracked god/goddess you are!! 💕🧸 Don’t forget to drink water and touch grass… unless it's in Storm Zone 🌪️ lolol

💖 Signed with sparkles and snipes,
Your biggest fan~ 🌟🌟 (｡♥‿♥｡)

Hey fella's, I'm sure you're aware of the debate between Vaporeon and Umbreon and which is better for being compatible between humans but I've got news for you, There's a pokemon that's even better. as funny as this may sound it's ANOTHER Eeveelution, it's Sylveon to be precise. Sylveon weighs 51.8 Pounds or roughly 23.5 kilograms and is 3'03 tall, so they are most definitely the right size for a person. Even better is that those ribbon-like feelers it has are actually part of its skin! this means they would feel fantastic for cuddling, foreplay, and even handjobs! (RibbonJobs?) even better is that they also emit a soothing aura. it can even wrap them around your arms and read your feelings so it knows when you're in the mood! it also has access to moves like attract, charm, and of course, baby doll eyes! as well as draining kiss, and with those ribbons it has it could pin you down and be on top, if you're the submissive kind of person of course. Quite a large moveset for breeding eh?

When I first met this magnificent creature online, they invited me into a game lobby, whispered gently into my ears, "Prepare yourself," and proceeded to absolutely violate my self-esteem harder than an overpriced Steam sale violates my wallet. They skillfully spanked my stats until I couldn’t even find the respawn button. Ever since, I've been haunted by visions of their dominance, waking up in cold sweats, murmuring their username softly, while secretly hoping they'll destroy me once more. My therapist says it's unhealthy, but honestly, getting emotionally obliterated by them feels better than getting disconnected mid-game. 11/10—would eagerly let them disrespect my ping and dignity again.

When i met this person for the first time he had weird behaviour towards his cat looking plushie. He was addicted to scratching its booty cheeks while looking somewhat freaky. When he invited me at his place i saw that he actually had more plushies which had weird white cream on top of them. It smelled funny, but what was most disturbing was that all of them had holes where the butt was supposed to be. Ever since then i avoided visiting his place, though i kept in touch with him. Stay safe... Amen....