+rep ZA USSR

+rep

i was edging myself when eating and i went beyond no return and i shot so hard it hit the ceiling and then when i was eating food later it fell and plopped into my cereal, i didn’t notice and ate and was wondering what heavenly sensations of seasoning was blessing my tongue and realised it was my nut so ever since it’s been my ritual to add ceiling nut to my cereal bless up 🙏

Bro… I woke up today with -3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and 0 rizz. Looked in the mirror, whispered “I am HIM,” and boom — Sigma energy activated. Hit the most unspoken NPC stare, air shifted, birds flew backwards. A mysterious voice said: “The Rizz Lord has risen.” I flexed so hard I pulled a gyat from another dimension.

Now I bench rejection, drink liquid W, and rizzen the masses. They call me the Rizzleron Dicaprio. Gyat fears me. Dry convos perish in my aura. This ain’t just game… it’s Rizzligion.

🗿🔥 Stay sigma, king.

hi

+rep, coffee team ☕