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Recent reviews by RoulettesPlay

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1 person found this review helpful
49.4 hrs on record (44.2 hrs at review time)
This game was crazy satisfying up until the part where the new unlocks felts like they barely impacted the world and the whole map felt fully explored. Then it just felt like I was searching for something new. But man, up until then? What a ride.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
488.0 hrs on record
I really loved this game, but I couldn't really get any of my friends into it, and without people i enjoy spending time with playing it I found myself getting too serious and too competitive and with that too try hard, and with -that- i found myself getting angry, so I uninstalled it for my own mental health. If you are the type to enjoy competition without that toxicity inside you, then this really is something special. The destructible environment, every weapon having a totally different feel from another, all 3 classes feeling unique in their identity... You can tell this dev team truly cares about their product.
Posted 1 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
103.2 hrs on record (95.9 hrs at review time)
Left4Dead if it was a cult.

For the Emperor.
Posted 3 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Run in a circle simulator
Posted 2 July, 2024.
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17 people found this review helpful
8.8 hrs on record
While the quirky retro style is fun, the game play loop is basically non-existent, the variety is next to nothing; choices don't really make much of a difference to the game play style, and even the maps are not that varied. Just pop it on the highest difficulty you can (Mythic I, you have to defeat that in order to access higher which is kinda lame on its own), and play through it once after you bought it for maybe 10 bucks on some steam sale. It's just not that satisfying to play over and over.
Posted 31 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
129.8 hrs on record (54.0 hrs at review time)
I haven't seen sunlight in 3 days. Tell my wife and children I love them.
Posted 1 April, 2024.
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12 people found this review helpful
19 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
I have no idea how I did from a benchmark standpoint on this. The game was smooth and gorgeous, and I laughed my ass off when they asked if I wanted to look up the skirt, I said no, and then they were like "REALLY?! YOU REALLY WON'T?!?!?!?!" XD

I think I'm the only one who actually tried to use it for benchmarking.
Posted 1 August, 2018. Last edited 1 August, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaq-hf6FiPo

If charm was personified and choices in Telltale games actually impacted the in-game universe, you would have Night in the Woods.

The art, the atmosphere, the writing, the characterization, everything in this game is on point. I challenge you to play it and find things to complain about.

Go on. Do it. DO IT.
Posted 1 March, 2017.
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15 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmF7Axs_tK0

Never before has a game made me bond so quickly with a fish.

If you liked Boogeyman, you'll enjoy the sequel more. It's more polished and refined, the game play mechanics are tighter, and the graphics are smoother. A few finicky issues from the first one have been completely redesigned, and the story is just as engrossing.

Posted 8 February, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Have you seen the movie Cube? Have you ever played minesweeper?

Congratulations, you know everything you need to know about this game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzbZsZ2Qnkk


Seriously though, the sound is near non-existant, the graphics are mod-level quality, the gameplay is fun with friends.

Enter maze. Try not to die to traps. Find exit. GG.
Posted 16 August, 2016.
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