"Red has four letters"
"AAAHHH! My ubekube killed me"
"Me omw to ask Eris Morn to turn me into an australium TL found verdict"
"God saves his silliest battles for his funniest clowns"
"Collisions are a suggestion"
"This is very gamer. I will pass on my wisdom"
"You are built like a kitchen utensil"
"He just made an O shape with his mouth and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vacuumed it"
"There's an imposter among us. And he's a shadebinder"
"I'm a gamer, I don't have social relationships"
"If tomb is prononcouned toom then why isn't bomb pronconnorud boom"
"I'm alone. But without the n"
"You weren't there for Reib straight up walking through walls without a care in the world"
"How do you spell the angry birds red bird sound?"
"AAAAAAAAAAGHJAGHS;LIUP0['9['HIJ9BRJOP9AQRWZdGSTVWZHB567GHTdefgrvVAGDEFSWafqvwedc"
"Poor. But rich in doom of chelchis"
"He turned a crayfish into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ refined quartz *wheeze*"
"I like the funny numbah"
"Get out of my room dumbass I'll turn you into apple sauce"
"My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back has turned into a Rubik's cube"
"I feel like I could show a victorian era peasant this build and they would just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ explode"
"What do you mean you burnt your eigth egg"
"Call me The Hothead because I'm the whole Clown Cartridge"
"Do you feel like soup Reib?" "Yes but it's a good type of soup"
"The sillier the farm size, the sillier the income"
"The day I take Reib to a destination and he doesn't know an oob is the day I know he's dead"
"Okay but one thing. No turrets". "Okay" *throws a turret*
"Just call me a ♥♥♥♥♥ and get it over with"
"Do you like lawn pics?"
"If I disappear for a couple of hours just assume I'm oobing"
"That's a Titan with a capital T"
"He's like a malware popup"
"They say a man can't make no toast. But brother, that ain't a roast"
"A small price to pay for Scanner Vandal"
"Don't worry, CEO of Arc Titan and Steven Oobiverse are here"
"I have Gjallarhorn, and that means it's not Tuesday"
"Yeah I'm the VA of the Destiny 2 running away while laughing noises"
"Hello Reib I am God, nice to meet you". "Hello God, I am Reib, your equal"
"Behold, the Wheel of Spin"
"RNG stands for really need gamer-skill"
"If a rocket launcher fired into a pond cooks a fish, could you conclude it has fire aspect?"
"First I became Jesus and then I dapped up Max"
"It's like cat and mouse except the mouse has a gun"
"You look hungry, here, take some condensed milk"
"I'm actually too poor to do this glitch"
"I only say "Morning" cause if it was a good morning I would be fishing"
"If you look yourself in the mirror and say "I've eaten an ice cream sausage", how does that make you feel?"
"She summoned a god with the sub call"
"Ooooh headshot! Mom look I got a headshot!
"Did you know that 4 out of 5 chips develop schizophrenia after being crushed?"
“If you don’t see any yellow busses, Jesus Christ will come down from the heavens and smite you like there’s no tomorrow”
"What if lips are just soft teeth"
"Zoom zoom with the boom boom to the greedy boy with the bull scone"
“♥♥♥♥ you, reverse bed”
“I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Watch your health bar or I’ll break your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knees”
“Say what you will, 3 crowbars is closer to 1 billion than the negative integer limit”
“Me talking about power outlets with the BOYS”
“Haha, beans” *dies*
“I can’t believe they killed Jonathan JoJoJo Joestar”
"You're like a 6 year old asking if I have games on my phone but the 6 year old has a gun and is asking for my money"
"Why aren't you laughing I just called spongebob a bong"
"I'm not going to wake up tomorrow". "That's okay"
"It's been rough for me, the bottoms of my shoes have never been red"
“I miss the 1950s when we had snow and could beat our wives”
"Thinking Jesus is white is the tutorial. Thinking he's American is the final boss"
"Take you me for a SPONGE?"
"Is that an "a" in pain or an "a" in B minor?"
"If only there was a piss button"
"AAH YOU CAN'T USE PYTHAGORAS THEOREM AGAINST ME THAT'S NOT FAIR!"
"I have the mobility of spaghetti but also the resilience of spaghetti"
"I can make the same sound as a Dyson Cleaner" *OOOOOOOOOOOOO*
"Rock is just big Zenyatta nut"
"Pay attention to the green ones. That's the ones that aren't red"
"Multiplex more like I've-never-had-sex"
"I am so glad we talked about your long schlong"
"What are adds but small overload champions"
"Absolutely feral, slightly deranged, but in a cool way"
"I'm not gay but an emblem is an emblem"
"♥♥♥♥ leg I only have egg"
"Trust me I've been a dad gamer for long before I got a child"
"This rank 11 person was tactical crouching in a pond"
"Where's the hate speech? I want the hate speech"
"I think one whole Reibenkuro is better than two half Reibenkuros"
"You're not you when you're hungry. Eat a chaperone"
"ÅÅÅÅÅÅÆÆÆÆØØØØØØØØØØØØ sorry I was stretching"
"If you ever bring me a bottle of wine and say it has been aged for 6 weeks I will smash it over your head"
"If Zavala hits a 44 story Fists of Havoc on my goofy ass and then hits the gritty, I will shoot my ghost"
"i have skatboard"
"You're charged with light. I'm charged with battery and assault. We are not the same"
"Adulting is soup and I'm a fork"
"That's how I know the ADU is female; it complains even when nothing happens"
"Last time I met your mom she invited me to her house". "The worst part is it isn't even a your mom joke that's actually what happened"
"cheese is not a straw"
"Do you want to know something funny? I committed tax fraud today. Like for real"
"When I was born, he checked me for a pulse. 10 seconds later they were checking him for a pulse"
"I'm going to get the world record in domestic abuse"
"I'm like a less successful nestle"
"there's something about nordic countries and candy. they just know the candy version of the crusty crab recipe"
"Purrple getting scammed". "Yeah not even getting a full zatoichi"
"Ain't no way a wild skibidi just spawned next to me"
"Personality types have a low skill ceiling"
"I am rice, step by step"
“I’ll go down there and clown on that ♥♥♥♥♥. I’ll finesse that camera so she can’t send more ads”
"how does one proc bait and switch in the bathroom?"
"I can't have sex with her I'm not locked in"
"My son, I am leaving him in the sauce dimension"
"More primary means more heliocentric"
"My ass is fat and I don't have a calculator"
"Bonjour, Saint-Quatorze"
"mechanics are for cars. vroom vroom"
"I stared into the void and it cast sentinel shield"
"we are measuring salaries in big macs"
"Walking is so op"
"You know, as my sons, I can't believe you respect women"
“Han er grown up on the streets af gul sne”
"Behind every fat man is a fat woman"
"I've finally become a spoon"
"Aw man I thought you were going to say whole fish human size"