"Progress for progress' sake is not progress."
"It is one of the known bugs. Many years max developers transmit this bug as a fetish from version to version. "
"I once worked at a sperm bank, the food was terrible"
"Americans express emotion trough their smartphones"
"Being this stupid should be a crime against humanity. I dread for the genetic pool."
"Go play Tetris"
"A British brony... My faith in humanity is gone..."
"rrdtool create - builds a database. It does not read your mind."
"Equality in the world is not possible. A league of legends game without someone being a ♥♥♥♥ is not possible."
"Software consumers who primarily interact online, from the safety of their own location, tend to be quite the vitriolic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
"Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life. "
"derogatory remarks directed at those you have no knowledge of is the province of fools and children."
"Coding is the output of your mind - Leo Laporte"
"Aliens stopped coming a few years ago, as after the last Presidential election, Americans proved out that there is no intelligent lifeforms in the United States."
"Science is the religion of matter. It worships matter."
"Piloting a flying saucer doesn't make you any more spiritually advanced than piloting an airplane. "