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You really want to make me lose it and go alpha mode on you, don’t you? Is that what you want? That’s what you want isn’t it? What I suppose you also want me to kiss you? What you want me to make out with you? Do you want me to pin you down and move my lips down to your neck and mark it? Do you want me to leave hickies on your thighs too?? Is that it?? Huh?? What do you want to have passionate, loving sex? That what you want? Do you want to fall in love and look into eachother’s eyes, knowing you and I are the only people in one another’s lives that truly understand the other? Do you want that sweet, intimate moment to last forever?? Hmm?? Do you want to slowly let my tongue enter your mouth while we explore eachother’s bodies?? Huh?? Is that what you want?? Is that what you’re trying to get out of me??

Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

I have noticed a pattern. When someone challenges you to do something, saying you WON'T do something, you do it. So here's my challenge: You won't take me over your knee and spank me when I call you Daddy, Daddy! I'm SUCH a bad girl!

farted

HE GOT EM!!!!!!!!