Hi! Thank you for your interest in the position. Unfortunately, you’re a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser we wouldn’t even want to touch with a 39 and a half foot pole. Tell your mom I said hi and that I left my wallet on her nightstand you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuck. Thanks for test driving that ♥♥♥♥♥ when your big ass head was born. You think that you have experience selling products? I slung fentanyl around O Block before you were a twinkle in your dad’s hairy ballsack. Have a nice life white boy.

Can I send you my resume?

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