Still not a Duck

-rep I caught this guy f*cking my girl last week. I’m still very pissed off about it, but there’s nothing I can do; she loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with Chipotle sauce on her clothes. But I didn't expect this. During sex, she’d scream and tell me to give her my 10-dollar footlong, but I’m only packing 3 inches, and ten bucks is way too much for my pay grade. One day, I came home to find her getting slammed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair tightly gripped in one hand and a Subway footlong in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it set off every car alarm in the neighborhood. Beware: This dude’s a stone-cold pimp, and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

how does one become a turkey

STILL IS NOT A TURKEY

+rep, add me pls

客气