I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this hot and sexy man

you're not funny.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did i Just read

He shot my head off multiple times and then gulped down my meat raw and deepthroat and choke and die

Dead walks into a bar, asks the bartender for four martinis, all at once. Bartender shakes his head but makes them, serve the four martinis and the guy downs them one after another.
Bartender says, "celebration?" Dead says, "my first blowjob."
Bartender says, "wow that's great. Your next Martini is on me!"
Dead says, "No thanks, if four doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think another one will..."

He fed me to the sharks