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Excuse me... Where are the Trains? oshiSus

One does not thank logic.
-- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
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Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
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Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
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[Brian and Chris try to sneak into a fair by wearing a horse suit]
Ticket Seller: Wait a minute... your ass just sneezed. And horses can't talk. No, no... nothing here adds up at all.
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Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
-- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"
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Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
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Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.
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Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
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I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the "WATCHTOWER"
and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ... They look NICE in the yard ...
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When are you going to stream with xFAzzz/zaf again??

-rep hacker