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AdaptiveGamerX 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42am

Hello, this is your Doctor from your local sexual health clinic. We had no other way of contacting you other than through Steam. I'm afraid to tell you that you are, indeed, the first person to spontaneously contract every sexual disease known to mankind despite still being a virgin.

More research is needed so please contact us ASAP.

MrJJuK 2 Aug, 2020 @ 4:19am

Excuse me... Where are the Trains? oshiSus

💃🏽 Alianna 🏃🏻‍♀ 10 Apr, 2020 @ 3:55pm

One does not thank logic.
-- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
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Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
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Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
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[Brian and Chris try to sneak into a fair by wearing a horse suit]
Ticket Seller: Wait a minute... your ass just sneezed. And horses can't talk. No, no... nothing here adds up at all.
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Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
-- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"
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Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
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Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.
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Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
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I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the "WATCHTOWER"
and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ... They look NICE in the yard ...
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Adam 30 Dec, 2019 @ 2:42pm

When are you going to stream with xFAzzz/zaf again??

Pep 30 Dec, 2019 @ 2:42pm

-rep hacker

Conz 6 Nov, 2018 @ 12:53pm

Pressup king here. what a lad

Deceit 7 Mar, 2018 @ 10:29am

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kaii 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:31pm

As a long-time subscriber at DIY dildos I really welcome all the beta testing!! Lol and Thanks for the sign of my profile mate! :)

Undertaker 11 Dec, 2017 @ 10:38am

As a long-time subscriber at DIY dildos I really welcome all the beta testing!! Lol and Thanks for the sign of my profile mate! :)

Shifty 12 Sep, 2017 @ 2:02pm

You Sexy Mug

Tom 1 Jun, 2017 @ 9:41am

You're my favourite out of the two of you, don't tell the other <3

Jacob 30 May, 2017 @ 9:35am

Can you unban in stream, sorry

beee 29 May, 2017 @ 2:46pm

Also the "Monkey" thing is racist and it isn't a joke so ♥♥♥♥ off.

beee 29 May, 2017 @ 2:44pm

Btw your mod called me a monkey because i was black and now i'm banned. Wasnt going to refund the sub but now i am :( Thanks for being a ♥♥♥♥

Jacob 29 May, 2017 @ 2:44pm

I only made new accounts on twitch to say sorry but i kept getting banned

Jacob 29 May, 2017 @ 2:30pm

Can you unban me in twitch, Im sorry

Jacob 29 May, 2017 @ 2:14pm

-Neg Rep doesnt like the flash

beee 29 May, 2017 @ 2:13pm

YOU SOLD OUT TO US

Juice 15 May, 2017 @ 9:58am

Skeng

Mxnday 2 May, 2017 @ 9:33am

OMG! I got signeeed buy aaaaah Famooos Persooon :D

Skully 1 May, 2017 @ 4:20am

More chicken

WarCat 13 Apr, 2017 @ 8:05am

You are amazing player !

Skully 24 Mar, 2017 @ 11:50am

Chicken

TomShootsYou 24 Mar, 2017 @ 11:46am

Ugh... It's this guy

You streamer of the gods you

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Decoy 6 Mar, 2017 @ 9:43am

love yallz streams ! and gaming for life !

Beans 3 Feb, 2016 @ 10:53am

so the cheese giveaways ye? ;)

w0mbat 20 Jan, 2015 @ 10:48am

Penguins (order Sphenisciformes, family Spheniscidae) are a group of aquatic, flightless birds living almost exclusively in the Southern Hemisphere, especially in Antarctica. Highly adapted for life in the water, penguins have countershaded dark and white plumage, and their wings have evolved into flippers. Most penguins feed on krill, fish, squid and other forms of sealife caught while swimming underwater. They spend about half of their lives on land and half in the oceans.

Although all penguin species are native to the Southern Hemisphere, they are not found only in cold climates, such as Antarctica. In fact, only a few species of penguin live so far south. Several species are found in the temperate zone, and one species, the Galápagos penguin, lives near the equator.