Hello, this is your Doctor from your local sexual health clinic. We had no other way of contacting you other than through Steam. I'm afraid to tell you that you are, indeed, the first person to spontaneously contract every sexual disease known to mankind despite still being a virgin.

More research is needed so please contact us ASAP.

Excuse me... Where are the Trains? oshiSus

One does not thank logic.
-- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
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Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
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Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
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[Brian and Chris try to sneak into a fair by wearing a horse suit]
Ticket Seller: Wait a minute... your ass just sneezed. And horses can't talk. No, no... nothing here adds up at all.
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Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
-- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"
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Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
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Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.
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Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
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I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the "WATCHTOWER"
and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ... They look NICE in the yard ...
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When are you going to stream with xFAzzz/zaf again??

-rep hacker

Pressup king here. what a lad