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This review is years overdue, but I needed to think about it.

I might be wrong, but I believe Stanley Parable is the first second-perspective game. It's a game that mixes a existential wonder with a postmodern attitude that says I will not be solved but have fun trying. You can do many things in Stanley Parable and it is purely just an experience. It is definitely worth full-price. Treat it like a piece of good art and a sort of escape room stylized puzzle and you will have a great time!

Narration: 10/10 (Changed my desktop sounds to play narrator's voices for different errors)

Let me start by saying I do not enjoy racing games. This game, however, is a whole different creature, and I'm not saying that for its flashy beautiful neon streamed arenas, and its top-tier Quake -esk music. Nor am I saying that for the horror story which is actually compelling... really, I'm serious - a racing horror game. Unique as ♥♥♥♥, and I typically am bored to death by all the cheaply crafted stories of modern video games - let alone a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ racing game! I love this game because the developers took the risk and made a game that isn't for the casual gamer. This game is actually challenging and creative. It's not going to spoonfeed you, and you will have to 'git gud'. You will have to master car-flight (Yep! car-flight,) arial turns, obstical dodging (laser-beams, chainsaws, etc.,) jet maneuverable (because you have jet-engine,) and the frequent change of orientation (because ♥♥♥♥ the idea of up and down in space.) This is is so far removed from the majority of money-grabbing games from this decade. This goes without saying but this game goes in my small handful of actual good games from the 2010-2020 era.

Do yourself a favor when you play this game. Don't give up when you encounter your first challenge. The game will be easy until you encounter your first challenge, but when you do - you may want to quit. Don't! Persevere! You'll discover that once you do, that challenge will become a second nature instinct, and you will easily overcome it in the future. It will be so rewarding.

Distance is absolutely worth the full-price. I would even say that it is worth much more than that, but I really appreciate the fact that they set a modest amount so that it would be affordable to people like myself.

How can I begin to describe this fantastic hidden treasure? Supraland has brought back my childhood sense of wonder. I wanted to explore every nook of this game, and it wasn't just a tedious combing of the land either. Every treasure, great or small had some element of a puzzle to it. There is only one puzzle game on the level of quality that I could compare this to and that would be Portal, but this... this is not Portal. This is something new, and colorful... and ALIVE. I love the light-hearted yet still mature fun that I can reap from this game. The challenges are balanced, the glitches are very few, and the journey is worth every cent (and more!)

This review is coming from an old-schooler who has high standards for games.

True to it's name it is a fantasy foraging simulator... with puzzles... and monsters. I'm excited to see where the developers are taking this game, and I hope they don't drop it!
This game is definitely worth the price they are asking - especially if development continues.


Some constructive criticism and things I would like to see added to the game:

• Many more enemies of greater difficulty.
  
• Increase the the attack speed of the enemies and fix the common glitch where they get stuck or can't reach you but you can reach them.
  
• Different levels - it would be fun to access the sky, space, underworld, a wonky magical location.
  
• NPC's with with story and further story with them that you can help shape.
  
• Make leveling more balanced (it's a bit grindy late-game,) and add more late-game skills that are worth leveling for.
  
• Passify the mining sword so that it won't damage the cute turnip critters.
  
• Ways to farm the critters that doesn't harm them - just as an alternative. (Stardew Valley handles this concept pretty good.)
  
• Multiplayer (I know you guys have a tentative date for that, but I'm just giving further encouragement)
  
• Events that make the world feel more alive.
  
• Less obscure, but harder puzzles. I know that sounds like a paradox, but some of the puzzles are just to unclear, and some of puzzles I solved by accident.

Feel free to contact me if you'd like further clarification!
Thanks for the great game!

I've bought portal 2 for each of my consoles and for several of my friends. That's how much I cherish this game. In fact it is not just a game it is a mind bending experience. The puzzles start easy enough, but they eventually will put you through the ringer trying to figure out if the devs were just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you by creating a scenario with no solution. This game does not and will not be dated for a very long time, so if you have any reservations about getting this game cast them aside right now and purchase yourself an amazing experience.

For even more fun download some of the highly rated community created testing chambers and play them with your friends!

This is a great MTG simulator! However, I wish the expansions weren't so expensive, and that they allowed for marketplace mods. Also, there is a bug if you have a 4k monitor you're going to have to reset the resolution every time you boot up. Still it is a superior evolution to MTG 2013 in which you can't edit your lands or activate creature abilities.

I don't know what the hell people are talking about. This one is trash compared to MTG 2014. You can't change the number of lands in your deck and there is a bug that won't allow me to tap creature card abilities. Game is broken. Go play MTG 2014. (I haven't played MTG 2015 since its release so I cannot recommend for or against it.)

Have you ever played a game that is addicting and not fun at all...? Well you've found one.
*sigh*
#wastemytime2018

I found myself bored and unammused at how little there was to do. It is possibly worth it if you get it on a massive discount. However, even then I'm just super unimpressed with the lack of effort put into this game. Disregard the positive reviews. They are hype. Sorry South Park. I do typically enjoy some of your stuff, but this was pretty lame.

I had misgivings about playing a two-dimensional platformer, but let me try to sell you on this one.

It's like if minecraft decided to take acid and invite all of its friends over, but then halfway through the game minecraft decided it was really into some freaky Lovecraft ♥♥♥♥ and it decided to take shrooms while still high on acid. All your friends are pretty sure they can now fly off of buildings and one guy is stuck in hell because he decided to play a hardcore character and regrets everything.


P.S. Do yourself a favor and don't cheat... or play hardcore mode.