I was born on a cold dark night in Calypso, Alaska. Abandoned by my mother and father I was raised by a pack of mongooses. I learned to live with the wolves and fight with bears. I eat a well rounded diet of beef jerky and hot sauce and have 48 hippos working the fields to harvest my diet on a daily basis. Currently, I reside in 58 story tower feasting on the blood of orphaned children. I don't like lumbermen and poor folk scare me. Well that's me have a great day and thank you for your time.