Riddle Goblin
Motol/Metal/Brett/Fat arse
 
 
I'm the fat dude the Chinese Buffet workers fear. Stuck playing Monster Hunter Rise and not Wilds cause of my bargain bin Potato PC.

info dump below

I'm open with who I am because I've been doxxed over Dead By Daylight 4 times and counting. I have nothing to hide to you bozos. Keep posting my Name, Photos, Address, and Zip code. I don't care lmao I've moved from that address anyways, morons.

My name is Brett. I'm 32. I'm a depressed idiot from middle of nowhere Indiana. I have a plethora of mental and physical health issues. I should have ended it ages ago yet I still stand. I'm a huge downer and I trash talk a lot but I'm open to invites if we had fun in a game together. I'm kind of a toxic jerk but I'm an open book if you get to know me.

My computer is outdated and garbage I take forever to load in game because of this. CPU Lag and my sound card resetting will cause me to randomly AFK in games sometimes, sorry if that happens.

Used to work a lot in animal Rehab and at a movie theater before i moved, looking for a new main job but right now I've been doing freelance writing and odd physical labor jobs for a small income. My hobbies include video games, movies (My favorite franchise is Godzilla), tv, mini-fig painting and assembling for tabletop games (40k and I play Orks I'm still pretty scrubby at the game but I'm having fun), writing (I have way too many unfinished story ideas), extreme garbage trash posting, speaking nonsense, having existential dread, and eating like a garbage disposal.

I am not a healthy individual. Used to abuse booze and pills. Roughly 2 and a half years sober now.
My games I play vary but I play mostly DBD, some single player stuff, Monster Hunters, and the occasional shooter here and there.
Feel free to add me or leave a hate/praise comment if we played a game together. Go nuts. You can add me on discord too if you want. If you're adding just to talk trash, expect utter silliness coming from me.

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last played on 2 Apr
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last played on 31 Mar
Clown 28 Feb @ 12:36pm 
Damn you made that Voy ♥♥♥♥♥ rage so hard she had to come and comment about your ping to make herself feel better.

Mia, darling - deep breaths. Your comment made Motol quit and start playing only Ratatan
Riddle Goblin 27 Feb @ 3:56pm 
DBD is dedicated server based, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If I have ping, I feel it more than anyone else.
voy 💗 27 Feb @ 3:43pm 
horrendous internet, nothing without his high ping
kero 12 Feb @ 11:48am 
you and me both god we have so much in common... the one that got away I guess
kero 11 Feb @ 6:12pm 
let me squeeze in between the crab rangoon and you king... i can make it work
kero 10 Feb @ 8:39pm 
what the hell is all that in your about me.... we should date