Recent reviews by Milkolash

act 2 was a mistake

until somebody pops a bigger peg

I'm surprised they managed to make a game simpler than Rise - a game built for a console with motion controls.

The menu interface looks like it was compiled with AI, the game runs and looks awful and they're trying so hard to tell a serious story. Like, who plays Monster Hunter for the 10 minute slow-moving escort missions? This isn't Assassin's Creed.

And I'm sorry, but I just could not care less for the little boy and his family, I just wanna hunt big monsters and feel cool doing it but Capcom are making it all too much of a chore for me to care.

The game is way too streamlined; it's less about researching monsters and preparing for hunts, and more about just going from one waypoint to the next with seemingly no downtime. I feel like I'm just doing errand runs and whatever the guild "authorises me to do".
The new focus mechanic also needed more time in the oven because I feel like I'm being punished trying to experiment with the new controls and combos (which is way more fun) as opposed to just aiming and clicking the same spot for 30 seconds until a wound opens up and then I press one button and watch my character flail around and deal 10x more damage while I watch. Where's the fun in that?

The reason why World appealed to me so much was because I felt rewarded for the time I spent learning and eventually mastering a single weapon. There were times I realised I should've done a specific move because I would cover more distance and protect myself from getting hit, and then I would use that for future hunts - that was the feedback loop that kept me playing for over 500 hours. In this, there is no loop, there is no learning, there's only "Damn, I was too slow pressing that one button and got hit, I guess I'll try and press it properly next time."

also a legitimate masterpiece

call me a cowboy plumber the way i force flush every game

this game is funny i don't care what twitter says

cool concept but this is a game for DEVELOPING CHILDREN between the ages of SIX and SEVEN

this game is earth defense force without the charm, and deep rock galactic without the soul.

boombox for life

game suffers from 'yay we beat the bad guy, roll credits' disease