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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:25am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:29am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:29am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:34am

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:46am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:49am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:47am

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49am

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:55am

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:24am

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:09am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:14am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:11am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:56am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:24am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:57am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:47am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:19am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:27am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:27am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:09am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:17am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:46am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:35am

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05am

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:28am

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:02am

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40am

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44am

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05am

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:15am

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:15am

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42am

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:35am

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:55am

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53am

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34am

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:03pm

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04pm

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06pm

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16pm

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20am

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 1:08pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:34am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51am

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:23am

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:17am

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:11am



And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

Please don't come again!

Ouch!

Not THAT game!

What's the word?

Back my fish up!

Pow!

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!