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Red Herring

It worked!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 5.25

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 5.29

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 10.33

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 5.29

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 5.34

What what?

Where did it go?
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 9.49

You scared it!

You monster!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 5.46

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 5.50

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 5.49

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 5.47

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 9.49

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 6.55

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 10.24

Dead end!

Haha!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 6.09

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 6.14

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 6.11

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 6.56

Hello World!

I drew this!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 10.24

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.57

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 10.25

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.47

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 10.19

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 10.27

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 10.27

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 10.40

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 10.41

Well done!

Congratulations!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.05

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.07

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.09

I love computers

So good
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.07

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.12

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.17

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 10.46

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.24

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.35

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.41

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 11.05

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.28

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 7.39

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.02

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 11.40

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 11.44

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.05

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.15

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.15

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 11.42

BURP

CLOSED
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.31

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 13.08

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.35

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.55

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.53

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.34

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 12.03

It's pants time!

Wow!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 12.04

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 12.04

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 12.06

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 12.16

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 11.12

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 11.20

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 13.08

The day is saved!

Yay!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 5.34

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 9.51

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 5.23

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.17

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Avattu 21.12.2024 klo 8.11



And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

Please don't come again!

Ouch!

Not THAT game!

What's the word?

Back my fish up!

Pow!

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!