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Red Herring

It worked!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 5:25

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 5:29

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 10:33

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 5:29

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 5:34

What what?

Where did it go?
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 9:49

You scared it!

You monster!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 5:46

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 5:50

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 5:49

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 5:47

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 9:49

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 6:55

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 10:24

Dead end!

Haha!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 6:09

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 6:14

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 6:11

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 6:56

Hello World!

I drew this!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 10:24

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:57

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 10:25

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:47

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 10:19

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 10:27

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 10:27

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 10:40

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 10:41

Well done!

Congratulations!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:05

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:07

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:09

I love computers

So good
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:07

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:12

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:17

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 10:46

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:24

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:35

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:41

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 11:05

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:28

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 7:39

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:02

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 11:40

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 11:44

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:05

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:15

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:15

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 11:42

BURP

CLOSED
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:31

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 13:08

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:35

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:55

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:53

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:34

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 12:03

It's pants time!

Wow!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 12:04

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 12:04

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 12:06

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 12:16

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 11:12

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 11:20

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 13:08

The day is saved!

Yay!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 5:34

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 9:51

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 5:23

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:17

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Låst op: 21. dec. 2024 kl. 8:11



And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

Please don't come again!

Ouch!

Not THAT game!

What's the word?

Back my fish up!

Pow!

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!