Megsterrz
United States
 
 
:tobdog:
MeanMachine 10 月 17 日 下午 1:58 
Please stop asking me if I want to go to the casino, then when I come to pick you up saying "we are already here, at the CLAM CASINO". I love clams as much as the next guy but it's too much.
MeanMachine 5 月 26 日 下午 3:44 
If you having biscuit problems I feel bad for you son!

Cuz I froze 99 Cheddar Bay Biscuits before Red Lobster went bankrupt. HIT ME!
MeanMachine 4 月 15 日 下午 5:37 
A seagull flew off with my bag of flaming hot cheetos. It lives in the Home Depot and flaming hot dumped all over the plumbing section.
MeanMachine 2 月 14 日 上午 7:19 
I lost my boomerang, but they said it will come back to me.
MeanMachine 2 月 9 日 下午 9:25 
If you use some of the garlic please don't let the dog see it. He is addicted to garlic bread.
MeanMachine 1 月 24 日 下午 9:01 
My hot dog slipped out of the bun on the bus and rolled down the entire aisle. Some toddler ate it.