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Recent reviews by Woody

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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
38.1 hrs on record (36.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Crawling through a dungeon in slow-motion, motion
That's because i forgot to grab my potion, potion
Opened a door and saw a Cryomancer with no emotion, emotion
No skill, broken char and he got promotion, promotion

Let's repeat and grab some items that's green
And go to places where i've already been
Again i'm dying to this ♥♥♥♥, why are you so mean
You make me feel like i'm ♥♥♥ Sean Bean
Posted 18 August.
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14 people found this review helpful
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51.4 hrs on record
You decided to put me to shame
That killing the empress mine was a blame
I'm now only seeking the ways to avenge
And restore the order through blood of revenge

With each passing day as i'm getting closer
Your fear and my power grows even stronger
Yours was a mistake to put fuel to the flame
I will not let you dishonor my name
Posted 19 March.
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18 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
18.6 hrs on record
Welcome to Valhalla a bar that thrives
A place where lost soul survives
Time to mix drinks and change lives
Hear those words and give high fives
Posted 18 March.
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36 people found this review helpful
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212.0 hrs on record
Time passes away, yet you are the same
There's no emotion i can call a fake
No forced actions, no microtransactions
Just a pure interactions and only satisfactions

We danced along this beautiful sea
And sat beneath a wonderful tree
Let me finish this letter as lovely as you're
With a message in the end: Sinceramente tua
Posted 18 March.
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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
60.6 hrs on record
Life is on repeat repeat repeat
There's no time to retreat retreat retreat
You just have to believe believe believe
Eventually you will achieve achieve achieve
Posted 18 March.
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25 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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173.4 hrs on record
There were times when we loved Bethesda
Exploring this world is what i remember
Views of Whiterun, Windhelm were beautiful, yeah
And power of shouting Fus Ro Dah

Roaming on those fields felt so free
Everything that was delivered was worth a fee
But greed that was followed we were unable to foresee
That's when they took an arrow in the knee
Posted 29 October, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
11.0 hrs on record
Payed for this game just to hear Serj singing
Stayed in it cause action started kicking
Hurry up and choose your gun
Action plus Serj that's a helluva fun
Posted 27 August, 2023. Last edited 30 August, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
7.2 hrs on record
Hear it, someone's singing
Everything pauses when i start to listen
Memories floating in this nostalgic feeling
Gentle voice causes me to weaken
Posted 27 August, 2023. Last edited 27 August, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
163.0 hrs on record (42.8 hrs at review time)
You opened the book and it all began to spread
The Music, dialogues kept blowing your head
Listen to every whisper, don't leave them unheard
Because perfection lies in pages unread
Posted 27 August, 2023. Last edited 4 September, 2023.
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123 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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203.5 hrs on record (197.8 hrs at review time)
Tarnished champion, thou walked the path
Through so many obstacles ye unleashed the wrath
You once were commanded to kneel into misery
But stood your ground and achieved a victory

Now You, lowly tarnished, standing by first grace
Face the journey thou should embrace
Here beginneth ye road to be treasured
Make it so it shall be remembered
Posted 13 August, 2023.
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