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Recommended
27.3 hrs last two weeks / 2,838.3 hrs on record (1,562.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Oct, 2015 @ 5:17pm
Updated: 21 Nov, 2018 @ 4:03pm

-Opens up game for the first time

-Starts singleplayer

-Plays as France

-Loses to Burgundy

-Gets ass-raped by England

-Loses game

-Starts new singleplayer game

-Plays as Burgundy

-Loses to France

-Gets ass-raped by England

-Loses game

-Starts new singleplayer game

-Plays as England

-Loses to France

-Gets ass-raped by Scotland

-Discovers console

-Googles console commands

-Gives self 1000000 gold, 1000000 manpower, tech 32, powerpoints 1000000, 100 prestige, 100 legitimacy, annexs Scotland, annexs Ireland.

-Proceeds to ♥♥♥♥ France in the ass

-Gets huge amount of relationship penalty with all of Europe due to aggressive expansion

-Europe forms coalition against me

-Forgets to update military units

-Entire military dies to coalition

-Loses almost all provinces

-Signs peace treaty giving up everything

-Remembers to update units

-Game crashes after attempting to build 1000 units

-Restarts game

-Game crashes every time I try to load save

-Finds extended timeline mod

-Creates new game and uses console to become OP

-Gets bored and quits

-Creates new game and uses console to become OP

-Gets bored and quits

I think you know where this is going.
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G3r4L7 1 Mar, 2016 @ 2:09pm 
Yes i went through that too.Just force yourselve to play without cheats or play ironman.Its much more fun this was.
Inquisidor 22 Dec, 2015 @ 4:26pm 
I "like" this game and its concept, but I admit the game is just too damn hard.
Snake 14 Dec, 2015 @ 3:27pm 
I had a similar experience to this
-Opens up game for the first time

-Starts singleplayer

-Plays as Byzantium

-Gets ♥♥♥-raped by Ottomans
Repeat forever
Silly Billy 10 Oct, 2015 @ 4:22pm 
Pretty much what happens to me every time I start a new game lol
Velvet 10 Oct, 2015 @ 8:22am 
I can only say a few words here, i hope they help

Git Gud
Field Marshal Zhukov 9 Oct, 2015 @ 11:20pm 
i do that sometimes but, sometimes you just gotta not be OP and just be better
Parov 5 Oct, 2015 @ 7:35am 
I sincerely hope you didn't spend your 285 hrs like that into the game :D
Go play in Ironman, this is how you learn to play IMO...

nonetheless, funny review :P
LOOK AT HIS BOTTOM 4 Oct, 2015 @ 3:10pm 
Play the tutorials, bro. Watch some videos.
lifeiveneverlived 4 Oct, 2015 @ 10:07am 
can relate