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Опубликовано: 3 окт. 2015 г. в 17:17
Обновлено: 21 ноя. 2018 г. в 16:03

-Opens up game for the first time

-Starts singleplayer

-Plays as France

-Loses to Burgundy

-Gets ass-raped by England

-Loses game

-Starts new singleplayer game

-Plays as Burgundy

-Loses to France

-Gets ass-raped by England

-Loses game

-Starts new singleplayer game

-Plays as England

-Loses to France

-Gets ass-raped by Scotland

-Discovers console

-Googles console commands

-Gives self 1000000 gold, 1000000 manpower, tech 32, powerpoints 1000000, 100 prestige, 100 legitimacy, annexs Scotland, annexs Ireland.

-Proceeds to ♥♥♥♥ France in the ass

-Gets huge amount of relationship penalty with all of Europe due to aggressive expansion

-Europe forms coalition against me

-Forgets to update military units

-Entire military dies to coalition

-Loses almost all provinces

-Signs peace treaty giving up everything

-Remembers to update units

-Game crashes after attempting to build 1000 units

-Restarts game

-Game crashes every time I try to load save

-Finds extended timeline mod

-Creates new game and uses console to become OP

-Gets bored and quits

-Creates new game and uses console to become OP

-Gets bored and quits

I think you know where this is going.
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Комментариев: 9
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G3r4L7 1 мар. 2016 г. в 14:09 
Yes i went through that too.Just force yourselve to play without cheats or play ironman.Its much more fun this was.
Inquisidor 22 дек. 2015 г. в 16:26 
I "like" this game and its concept, but I admit the game is just too damn hard.
Snake 14 дек. 2015 г. в 15:27 
I had a similar experience to this
-Opens up game for the first time

-Starts singleplayer

-Plays as Byzantium

-Gets ♥♥♥-raped by Ottomans
Repeat forever
Silly Billy 10 окт. 2015 г. в 16:22 
Pretty much what happens to me every time I start a new game lol
Velvet 10 окт. 2015 г. в 8:22 
I can only say a few words here, i hope they help

Git Gud
Field Marshal Zhukov 9 окт. 2015 г. в 23:20 
i do that sometimes but, sometimes you just gotta not be OP and just be better
Parov 5 окт. 2015 г. в 7:35 
I sincerely hope you didn't spend your 285 hrs like that into the game :D
Go play in Ironman, this is how you learn to play IMO...

nonetheless, funny review :P
LOOK AT HIS BOTTOM 4 окт. 2015 г. в 15:10 
Play the tutorials, bro. Watch some videos.
lifeiveneverlived 4 окт. 2015 г. в 10:07 
can relate