KornKobKollins
Michael Turunen   Marquette, Michigan, United States
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:wololo:See, there's three kinds of people: ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think everyone can get along, and ♥♥♥♥♥ just want to ♥♥♥♥ all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Chuck. And all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want us to ♥♥♥♥ all over everything! So, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ may get mad at ♥♥♥♥♥ once in a while, because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by ♥♥♥♥♥. But ♥♥♥♥♥ also ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Chuck. And if they didn't ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you know what you'd get? You'd get your ♥♥♥♥ and your ♥♥♥♥♥ all covered in ♥♥♥♥!:wololo:
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Crusader Kings III
307
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Empire Crown
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998 hrs on record
last played on 19 Mar
War Thunder
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last played on 18 Mar
WWE 2K25
Achievement Progress   3 of 60
3.5 hrs on record
last played on 16 Mar
FATE: Reawakened
Achievement Progress   9 of 24
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Chad Dandycock 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51am 
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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It's COOL to be GAY!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!!!
Chad Dandycock 20 Apr, 2019 @ 7:56pm 
Wolverine has foreskin, if he was circumcised, it would just regenerate. End of discussion folks.
Anita Dick 3 Apr, 2019 @ 1:12pm 
If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet.
poggers squirrel 17 Nov, 2018 @ 6:44pm 
H-hello there ^^*sweat sweat* you seem to be a sweet lady *nervous laughter* @@

*dabs sweat off of forehead* U-u-umm... I-I... I think *stares deeply into your eyes* I think I-I-I... (` • w • ') LOVE you... Haha

After I s-saw you at the store yesterday... *blushes* I knew we were meant to...

Meant to be together. (@>u<@)

I... I just... ummm... Would you... maybe...? Umm... maybe... *runs away*

*peeking out from behind nearby wall* ...would you m-m-marry me...?

*smiles shyly*
poggers squirrel 14 Sep, 2018 @ 11:37am 
o_O ..... <.< ..... O_o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection...By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Slay the Spire!!! o_O My beautiful lady.