Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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It's COOL to be GAY!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!!!

Wolverine has foreskin, if he was circumcised, it would just regenerate. End of discussion folks.

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet.

H-hello there ^^*sweat sweat* you seem to be a sweet lady *nervous laughter* @@

*dabs sweat off of forehead* U-u-umm... I-I... I think *stares deeply into your eyes* I think I-I-I... (` • w • ') LOVE you... Haha

After I s-saw you at the store yesterday... *blushes* I knew we were meant to...

Meant to be together. (@>u<@)

I... I just... ummm... Would you... maybe...? Umm... maybe... *runs away*

*peeking out from behind nearby wall* ...would you m-m-marry me...?

*smiles shyly*

o_O ..... <.< ..... O_o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection...By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Slay the Spire!!! o_O My beautiful lady.